Is this the Shmoo life? Is this just fantasy?

Is this even legal?

Going through facebook. Finding pictures I’ve taken. Deciding to add words.

5 years later your nickname makes complete sense….

Seriously, I got the nickname before I even suspected that I liked women.

This was actually discovered when my friend was iming me while she was intoxicated. lol.

I’d cap that.

In honor of my birthday today, I giffed what I did on my 19th birthday. I think this was illegal, but my friend had a spare mattress in her dorm because her roommate moved out. Basically, like 5 of us ran down the hallway with a mattress, and I got to go mattress sledding. 

I almost broke my neck, but it was fun. Adrenaline going from trying not to get caught(yet, we still recorded it. lol) 

Yes, this is how big of a dork I am, I go mattress sledding on my birthday.

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Clyde has a happy face.

Does anyone else have this problem?